Being sexless has been hard, so you’ve been seeing a counselor to figure out what the real problem is. You’re hoping she can turn everything around and make you into some kind of sex god, but the truth is she can’t. It’s not because she doesn’t want to; it’s because it’s impossible. You don’t have the right equipment, attitude, or training. She simplifies it for you and compares you to a spectator, a fan, maybe even a little helper for your favorite sport. You appreciate that others were built to fuck, but you don’t deserve it. Just like you don’t deserve to suddenly become an Olympic athlete. You are not capable. It’s not for you. It doesn’t need to go any deeper than that. You celebrate the people who have what it takes to enjoy an endless supply of sex. Maybe you’ll be lucky enough to stand on the sidelines as an excited little towel boy. But you will never play. You will never fuck.