Congratulations! I bet you’re over the moon—your wife is finally pregnant! What a joy! And yet we all know you haven’t been able to impregnate her for years. We all know your wife is cheating on you. I just saw her walk straight into a hotel with a stranger. I feel like they’re about to make more fucking brats behind your back... I’m sure you can’t impregnate any woman because you’re a fucking beta loser. Your sperm just doesn’t work properly; it’s coded into your genes. Nature tries to stop losers from reproducing. Everyone in town is laughing at you; we all know what happened. We all know the truth about your wife... and I can see you’re eager to learn more about this.