You’re my boyfriend, and today you’re going to be surprised when I reveal the brutal truth. One boyfriend isn’t enough for me. You’re completely head over heels for me and can’t imagine life without my perfection, forever buying me gifts. The thought of losing me would leave a gaping hole in you. So you’re going to have to accept that you’ll be, well, demoted, I guess. You have your strong points, but I’m just too much woman for you to truly satisfy. Looks like you’ll have some competition now. I know you’re scared, but my happiness comes first. Here are some of my plans.