You’re the last one still in the locker room, just like you’re always the last in everything. Right when you think you’re alone, a girl walks in expecting the fit basketball captain and instead finds your doughy pale ass. It’s even more humiliating than all the times girls laughed at you for being pathetic, only now she uses a black stud to drive the point home from multiple positions. That’s what girls really want. Welcome to school, loser!