You know you're one of my most loyal friends, right? i love how you do everything for me without expectation of reciprocity. anyways, bestie, i have a new problem that i need you to fix. i'm dating this incredible man. everything is perfect about him, except i don't like sucking his huge cock. it's too big for my mouth... but i think it's perfect for yours. i know you're not gay, so suggesting that you suck my man's cock for me is not a small proposition. but i'm not asking - i'm telling, and i'm going to give you step-by-step instructions on how to do it. how does it taste? it tastes like friendship, doesn't it?