Your pathetic decisions have ruined the world for four years, making it an unbearable place for anyone with a sense of decency. With every wrong move you make, I’m pushed further into the arms of others, craving the warmth of someone who truly deserves my love and body. Your foolish choices have proven you don’t deserve my affection, so I’m making it my mission to cheat on you and seek the company of someone who shares my passion for a better future. I’ll take pleasure in knowing you’re left to rot while I revel in the arms of someone who truly cherishes and respects me. You’ve failed to support women’s rights, and oh, how I’ve longed for someone who does. You won’t be getting any pussy from me for a good four years, and I’ll be bending over for whoever wants to worship my sacred mound. I’m going to find someone who shares my values and will gladly fuck me in your place. You’ll rot in your misery while I enjoy the company of a man who cherishes me and the cause I stand for.